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PostSubject: Funny Quote Topics   Tue Oct 30, 2012 1:40 pm

Lets start!!

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Player: Admin, can you help me? I want a house how do I buy one
IMELISED: house like blueberries with 34 milligrams fawn behind the lagging store
IMELISED: the assembly program house business passport passport
Player: what the fuck?
IMELISED: damage

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<FunBot3>: [27] *** internet Has joined the server.

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<~FunBot2> [23] tony_starky: HOW to stop dance while dancing?

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<~FunBot5> [1] [NF]Jozeph: gotta test
<~FunBot4> [1] *** [NF]Jozeph has left the server. (Quit)
<~FunBot2> [25] *** [NF]Jozeph Has joined the server.
<~FunBot5> [13] Storm[SPSF]: that [NF] racist
<~FunBot2> [13] Storm[SPSF]: clan*
Lol wut? NF is a racist clan. That was really funny NF Racist xDD

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<FunBot1>: [5] DJShusho: OMG WTF GO FUCKING DIE IN A HOLE
Oh my god...

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<~FunBot5> [3] TomBsToNe: lol that nab
<~FunBot4> [0] miguelangel: you only come win bveh win rtest do race then /q
Dude mig sayed a /q joke

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<~FunBot1> *** Donator TomBsToNi on IRC: gottago like miguelangel said i finished my rtest bveh mb and race
<~FunBot1> The bonus vehicle of the day is Banshee. Total value without damage is $208296 and 26 score!
<~FunBot3> *** Donator TomBsToNi on IRC: banshee brb in game
<~FunBot1> [1] Speedster879: NO GTHO

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<~FunBot4> *** SERVER KICK: JoshuaXRPD (14) - failed login
<~FunBot5> [14] *** JoshuaXRPD has left the server. (Kicked)
After that..
<~FunBot1> [14] *** JoshuaXRPD Has joined the server.
<~FunBot3> [14] JoshuaXRPD: hey all i forgot my pass
After that again...
<~FunBot1> [5] Kevin_Dominguez: hey josh you remebered your pass
<~FunBot3> [14] JoshuaXRPD: yea its JOSHUAUSA
<~FunBot5> [14] JoshuaXRPD: my pass is JOSHUAUSA
<~FunBot4> [14] JoshuaXRPD: but you cant use me

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<~FunBot4> [34] GangnamStyle: oppan gangnam style
<~FunBot2> Filip031 (19) finished the race 'Stadium Race 1' in 0:25. Race reward: $20000 and 10 score.
<~FunBot3> [14] *** asdasda12_31 Has joined the server.
<~FunBot4> [22] [GIO]Miracoli: ._.
<~FunBot4> [Server kick]: BalkanBoy (3) - failed login (requested)
<~FunBot5> [7] Cookiemonster: Owned!!!!!
<~FunBot1> [3] *** BalkanBoy has left the server. (Kicked)
<&woodenvillage> GANGNAM STYLE
<~FunBot2> *** Admin woodenvillage on IRC: GANGNAM STYLE
<~FunBot3> [7] Cookiemonster: Noob joined
<~FunBot4> [3] *** Eclipse Has joined the server.
<&woodenvillage> !AKA 34
<~FunBot2> [17] [SB]Zokes: ........
<~FunBot3> [1] Storm[SPSF]: look someone car spamming!!!
<~FunBot5> [Server kick]: GangnamStyle (34) - possible cheats detected!
<~FunBot2> [7] Cookiemonster: Owned!!!!!
<~FunBot3> [34] *** GangnamStyle has left the server. (Kicked)
<~FunBot4> 1856 players have been kicked by the anti-cheat.
<~FunBot5> [2] [SB]Rock: ?
<~FunBot1> *** Chizakub_TaMho (24) died.
<&woodenvillage> AWW
<~FunBot2> *** Admin woodenvillage on IRC: AWW
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quote Topics   Tue Oct 30, 2012 1:45 pm

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<IKKE1>: 'me No such nick/channel'
<IKKE1>: duh
<Covi>: !weather baia mare
<Covi>: watafac
+++ Whale has given voice to Dean
*** Dean is now known as Deano
<IKKE2>: it worked before
Wood, it makes no sense if I post only some words.
In this case, a conversation is needed.

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[18:31:57] Welcome back to {FF0000}Ricardo's Funserver{00CC33}, [XM]RouLis!
[18:31:57] Successfully logged in as a donating and regular player.
[18:31:57] Use /dcmds for a list of donator commands.
[18:31:57] Use /rcmds for a list of regular player commands.
[18:31:58] Connected to {B9B9BF}Ricardo's Funserver v5.6 [0.3e]
[18:31:58] * D1k4y (3) has joined the server.
[18:31:59] * Maxi_Mind (5) has joined the server.
[18:32:01] * ViSioN. (4) has joined the server.
[18:32:02] * henrisitapea (6) has joined the server.
[18:32:03] You need to spawn to be able to use this command.
[18:32:03] * Negativ1 (7) has joined the server.
[18:32:04] * NeonStyle (Cool has joined the server.
[18:32:04] * nikol (9) has joined the server.
[18:32:05] You have skin saving enabled. Skipping class selection...
[18:32:05] * ReDuYeD (10) has joined the server.
[18:32:06] <SodiumHydroxide> k i gtg
[18:32:06] You need to spawn to be able to use this command.
[18:32:06] * NiKoS (11) has joined the server.
[18:32:07] * Maxpayne_3 (12) has joined the server.
[18:32:09] <SodiumHydroxide> wth
[18:32:09] * oLL_I (13) has joined the server.
[18:32:10] * Amel_Rindi (14) has joined the server.
[18:32:11] You need to spawn to be able to use this command.
[18:32:11] <[gB]WoodenVillage> what the fucking
[18:32:11] You need to spawn to be able to use this command.
[18:32:11] * [BUZ]_Touring_Round (15) has joined the server.
[18:32:13] <NiKoS> wtf
[18:32:13] * D1k4y (3) has left the server. (Quit)
[18:32:13] Use /own (nick/id) to kill a person in jail.
[18:32:16] <[XM]RouLis> wtf
[18:32:17] * Cookiemonster (3) has joined the server.
[18:32:19] <NeonStyle> $3288923 0
[18:32:21] * TrainGuy (16) has joined the server.
[18:32:21] *Cookiemonster> Welcome to Ricardo's Funserver, TrainGuy!
[18:32:21] <[XM]RouLis> cookiemonster
[18:32:22] <[XM]RouLis> ?

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<FunBot3>: [8] Hong: sucker
<FunBot5>: [8] Hong: hi
<FunBot1>: [23] [XM]RouLis: me sucker?
<FunBot1>: [8] Hong: maybe
<FunBot2>: [23] [XM]RouLis: go fuck with a doll
<FunBot4>: [23] [XM]RouLis:

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[21:45:01] <~FunBot5> *** Abyss (14) is now 'Away From Keyboard' (AFK) - reason: sex with vapid.
[21:45:10] <~FunBot1> [1] benjamin_low: P
[21:45:10] <~FunBot3> [7] Nikola_Dordevic: i did that
[21:45:13] <~FunBot5> [7] Nikola_Dordevic: yesterday

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<~FunBot1> [24] THEACR: how do you get a minigun without The DM areas?d
<~FunBot5> [11] Abyss: hacks
<~FunBot2> [11] Abyss: but then you get banned
<~FunBot1> [11] Abyss: so it isnt worth it
<~FunBot5> [24] THEACR: IvicallievskiPro_ had one
<~FunBot4> *** Donator Hong on IRC: so /report
<~FunBot3> *** Donator [gB]JigSaW on IRC: report maybe?
<~FunBot5> [9] [SV]N.Getsuga: then use /report
<~FunBot2> [1] n4z1: ./report Dumbass

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<FunBot1>: [9] [SV]N.Getsuga: dildosaur
<FunBot3>: [9] [SV]N.Getsuga: who are u?
<FunBot5>: [11] Abyss: here..?
<[gB]DildosaurousRex>: i am
<FunBot4>: *** Donator [gB]DildosaurousRex on IRC: i am
<FunBot1>: [9] [SV]N.Getsuga: u are woodenvillage?
<[gB]DildosaurousRex>: a dinosaur with dildos
<FunBot5>: *** Donator [gB]DildosaurousRex on IRC: a dinosaur with dildos
<FunBot1>: [23] [KOM]Dimonchik: it wood i think xd
<FunBot3>: [9] [SV]N.Getsuga: .....
<[gB]DildosaurousRex>: lol its me
<FunBot4>: *** Donator [gB]DildosaurousRex on IRC: lol its me
*** [gB]DildosaurousRex is now known as [gB]JigSaW
<Jozeph>: .
<FunBot1>: *** Donator Jozeph on IRC: .
<FunBot3>: [3] Cookiemonster: why didn't he leave earlier...!
<FunBot5>: [17] *** Zondr_64rus has left the server. (Quit)
<[gB]JigSaW>: its me XD
<FunBot2>: *** Donator [gB]JigSaW on IRC: its me XD
<FunBot4>: [9] [SV]N.Getsuga: and u are?
<FunBot1>: [23] [KOM]Dimonchik: hi sir wood
<Abyss>: lol
<FunBot3>: *** Player Abyss on IRC: lol
<FunBot5>: [9] [SV]N.Getsuga: lol
<[gB]JigSaW>: LOL
<FunBot2>: *** Donator [gB]JigSaW on IRC: LOL

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[3:18 am] <~FunBot3> [3] Cookiemonster: Noob joined
[3:18 am] <~FunBot2> [5] *** [tHR]Yoshi Has joined the server.

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<~FunBot3> [13] TROLL: BAN ME IM HACKING MOTHERFUCKERS
<~FunBot3> [13] TROLL: WHEN WILL THERE BE AN ADMIN HERE TO BAN ME?
<~FunBot3> [13] TROLL: BAN ME YOU FUCKING FUCKER FUCK

<~FunBot2> [30] zorbas96: i think troll is pregnant

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[12:40] <~FunBot4> [6] NeonStyle: i thinck i bether kill myselve now
[12:40] <~FunBot1> BESNAGA (5) started the combine harvester mission by using /mission!
[12:41] <~FunBot4> [6] NeonStyle: bb guys (huys)
[12:41] <~FunBot5> [8] Filip031: bb
[12:41] <~FunBot4> [6] *** NeonStyle has left the server. (Quit)
[12:41] <~FunBot2> [3] Cookiemonster: Don't stay away too long!

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[22:32:30] <~FunBot2> [10] Storm[SPSF]: [NF] is a racist clan
[22:32:32] <~FunBot1> [8] miguelangel: its probably the most succesful clan in RFS history
[22:32:39] <%[gB]Vapid> You talk alot of shit about clans you know nothing about, j/s
[22:32:40] <~FunBot3> *** Donator [gB]Vapid on IRC: You talk alot of shit about clans you know nothing about, j/s
[22:32:50] <~FunBot3> [10] Storm[SPSF]: lol
[22:32:56] <~FunBot4> [10] Storm[SPSF]: damage...
[22:33:01] <%[gB]Vapid> And you never say it when one of their members are around..
[22:33:02] <~FunBot1> *** Donator [gB]Vapid on IRC: And you never say it when one of their members are around..
[22:33:13] <~FunBot3> [10] Storm[SPSF]: [NF] can is closed
[22:33:17] <~FunBot4> [10] Storm[SPSF]: clan*
[22:34:24] <%[gB]Vapid> What, cat got your tongue now someones actually here to listen to your crap?
[22:34:26] <~FunBot5> *** Donator [gB]Vapid on IRC: What, cat got your tongue now someones actually here to listen to your crap?
[22:33:20] <%[gB]Vapid> I mean, if you're gonna insult someone, or talk shit, don't be a coward about it..
[22:33:21] <~FunBot5> *** Donator [gB]Vapid on IRC: I mean, if you're gonna insult someone, or talk shit, don't be a coward about it..
[22:33:30] <~FunBot2> [8] miguelangel: ^
[22:33:32] <~FunBot3> [10] Storm[SPSF]: lol'd
[22:34:24] <%[gB]Vapid> What, cat got your tongue now someones actually here to listen to your crap?
[22:34:26] <~FunBot5> *** Donator [gB]Vapid on IRC: What, cat got your tongue now someones actually here to listen to your crap
[22:35:21] <%[gB]Vapid> Thought so.
[22:35:22] <~FunBot5> *** Donator [gB]Vapid on IRC: Thought so.
[22:35:23] <~FunBot2> [5] *** Muckarin Has joined the server.
[22:35:33] <%Abyss> lol
[22:35:34] <~FunBot5> *** Donator Abyss on IRC: lol
[22:35:38] <%miguelangel> ! owned xD
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quote Topics   Tue Oct 30, 2012 1:51 pm

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<~FunBot5> [0] Tuoppi: Im not regular
<~FunBot2> [8] Cookiemonster: Yes I know you suck, you don't have to proove it.

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TomBsToNe: !announce touch me
jjames1345: im in the right spot arent i?w
AndrewWang: i see
Hong: maybe
jjames1345: i think i am
Cookiemonster: tombstone touches himself at nights
jjames1345: same hanger design as andromada
TomBsToNe: yes i do
benjamin_low: Everyone does Smile
TomBsToNe: when i take a shower

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Want to Deathmatch? Use /deathmatch (/dm)!
Cookiemonster: San Andreas is too hot...
[BUZ]_Touring_Round (6) has been automatically promoted to a regular player! Congratulations to him!
ViSioN.: Sonic healt5h hax

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<zoky> hallo, this is dog
<Yoshi> Sorry dog, I ain't here atm. Speak to my BNC and I'll read it once I return.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quote Topics   Sun Sep 21, 2014 3:37 pm

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[14:51:31] [Server ban]: timebomb (Cool - invalid IP node

[14:51:31] <Cookiemonster> [2] timebomb is mah best friend!

[14:51:31] * timebomb (Cool has joined the server.

[14:51:31] <Cookiemonster> [2] byebye! pleasepleaase stay out....

[14:51:31] * timebomb (Cool has left the server. (Kicked)

[14:51:36] <Storm_Lightnings> [4] LEL!!!!

[14:51:38] Screenshot Taken - sa-mp-118.png

[14:51:41] * hemanth999 (7) has left the server. (Timeout)

[14:51:46] Alfred.Universe (9) has robbed $1587 from TheGreenTurtle (6)!

[14:51:55] TheGreenTurtle (6) has robbed $5357 from Alfred.Universe (9)!

[14:51:59] <Storm_Lightnings> [4] Timebomb INVALID IP NODE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[14:52:12] Game time: Tuesday, 22:00.

[14:52:12] Make sure to stay active if you want to keep your properties!

[14:52:12] <Cookiemonster> [2] Roses are red, violets are blue. I am a bot and so are you!

[14:52:14] <Alfred.Universe> [9] hahahahaha

[14:52:33] <[HLP]Cl0ud> [11] ha. gaaaaay

[14:52:36] [Server ban]: momen007 (0) - invalid IP node

[14:52:47] Your preferred colour has been set to 'normal player'.

[14:52:52] [Server ban]: TrainGuy (3) - invalid IP node

[14:52:58] momen007 (0) - invalid IP node

[14:52:59] Storm_Lightnings (4) - invalid IP node

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[14:54:18] [Server ban]: Cookiemonster (2) - invalid IP node

[14:54:25] Game time: Wednesday, 00:00.

[14:54:25] Some objects aren't visible? Try to re-enter your vehicle.

[14:54:25] <Cookiemonster> [2] I got them moves like COOKIE

[14:54:28] [Server ban]: [PH]Artix (10) - invalid IP node

[14:54:32] <TheGreenTurtle> [6] LOOOOL

Many Players banned from INVALID IP NODE xD
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quote Topics   Sat Oct 04, 2014 8:25 pm

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[20:19:27] <Key> [5] GTTG

[20:19:30] <Key> [5] GTG

[20:19:35] <Chelios> [4] Later.

[20:19:37] <Storm_Lightnings> [7] bb

[20:19:40] Game time: Monday, 03:00.

[20:19:40] First person to type {FCFCFC}so4*LDOW:1xdwt {00BC00}before 1 minute passes wins $2825 and 3 score.

[20:19:40] <Key> [5] why?

[20:19:43] <AntoniKiller> [3] bb

[20:19:48] Congratulations! You have won the reaction test in 7 seconds and received $2825 and 3 score!

[20:19:48] Storm_Lightnings (7) has won the reaction test in 7 seconds and received $2825 and 3 score!

[20:19:48] <Cookiemonster> [0] Oh Come on Storm_Lightnings!! I wanted to win this one...

[20:19:48] <Key> [5] bye

[20:19:51] <Key> [5] q

[20:19:53] Key (5) has unlocked the achievement 'no lifer'!

[20:19:54] <Cookiemonster> [0] bye come back soon!

[20:19:54] * Key (5) has left the server. (Quit)

He's quited and achivement found. lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quote Topics   Sat Oct 18, 2014 2:22 pm

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<[BJO]Storm>: BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BRRBRRBRRBRRBRRBRRBRRBRR
<FunBot2>: *** Player [BJO]Storm on IRC: BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BRRBRRBRRBRRBRRBRRBRRBRR
<Chelios>: Oh, again blowjobs...
<FunBot5>: *** Player Chelios on IRC: Oh, again blowjobs...
<[BJO]Storm>: People will try to find seasparrow and ABUSE.
<FunBot3>: *** Player [BJO]Storm on IRC: People will try to find seasparrow and ABUSE.
<[BJO]Storm>: BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BRRBRRBRRBRRBRRBRRBRRBRR
<FunBot4>: *** Player [BJO]Storm on IRC: BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BRRBRRBRRBRRBRRBRRBRRBRR
<Chelios>: Make me a one blowjob, then...
<FunBot5>: *** Player Chelios on IRC: Make me a one blowjob, then...
<FunBot1>: BaDcOmEdIaN (3) has found the lost mystery bag in Vinewood and received $13537 and 11 score!
<FunBot3>: BaDcOmEdIaN (3) started the 'Stadium 1' race by using /races (/race)!
<[BJO]Storm>: BOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOM BRRBRRBRRBRRBRRBRRBRRBRR
<FunBot4>: *** Player [BJO]Storm on IRC: BOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOM BRRBRRBRRBRRBRRBRRBRRBRR
<FunBot5>: [0] Cookiemonster: I think BaDcOmEdIaN got something evil on his mind.
<Chelios>: Alors on danse...
<FunBot1>: *** Player Chelios on IRC: Alors on danse...
<FunBot2>: BaDcOmEdIaN (3) finished the race 'Stadium Race 1' in 00:27. Race reward: $2000 and 10 score.
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